You stay classy Adelaide

"And this is part of being a Doctor Who fan. You are absolutely guaranteed to see the show die in front of you, and then get replaced with a strange, different show using the same name. Eventually, everything that Doctor Who is comes to a crashing halt and something new happens instead. Sometimes it’s wonderful. Sometimes it’s heartbreaking. But it’s inevitable. It’s why one of the few sections of fandom I get actively angry at are the “bring back David Tennant” crowd. Because, frankly, you only got David Tennant because nine previous versions of the show got cancelled. You knew your turn would come. You don’t get to pull a version of the show other people enjoy away from them and replace it with your own. If you did, we’d bring Ian, Barbara, and the Doctor back."

Philip Sandifer, TARDIS Eruditorum (via wackd)

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chivalrousgambler:

sabrinagrimm:

sabrinagrimm:

me huntin for the pussy

SSTOP REBLOGGING THIS I’M A STRAIGHT 14 YEAR OLD WHITE GIRL

Not anymore now you’re an adult-sized gynephiliac skeleton creeping eternally in a white expanse hunting for some choice vaginas.

You made your bed now lie in it.

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thedailywhat:

Stats Pr0n of the Day: Australia Tops OECD’s Better Life Index for Third Consecutive Year

Move over Scandinavia, there’s a new land of hopes and dreams bubbling up in Down Under. For the third year in a row, the Organisation for Economic Cooperation and Development’s Better Life Index has found that Australia is the happiest place in the world, beating out the Swedes and Canadians in terms of disposable income, life expectancy, work-life balance and overall satisfaction of life.

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electricsundials:

notpossibleoswin:

elkane:

Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.

IT ALL MAKES SENSE.

Then Inception happens

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I don’t think anyone understands how much I enjoy this

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senpai-has-noticed-you:

sometimes i think i’m arrogant but then i remember that julius caesar was kidnapped by cicilian pirates and when they demanded a ransom of 620 kgs of silver he got mad because he thought he was worth more than that and made them raise it to 1550 kg

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darthdixie:

nogoodturkey:

i have spent way too much time lurking through the scarier parts of the internet and i’ve discovered a horrible website with the funniest descriptions of sex toys that i have ever seen

that’s a good question

struck by a thunder oh my god

HOW DOES THIS EVEN QUALIFY AS A SEX TOY

um

well then

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING WHAT THE FUCK

i don’t even need to say anything else

Too small to be used as a shield! Dying!!!

kismetjeska:

unabating:

Archaeologists digging on a Pyramid in Egypt have found a mummy covered in chocolate and nuts. Experts believe it to be Pharaoh Roche.

I am SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS SITE

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