You stay classy Adelaide

thegoddamazon:

laughingfish:

inflateablefilth:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

BEST PUNS EVER.

HE’S BREAD, JIM.

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO TUMBLR IS KILLING ME TODAY

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galifianafuck:

if there is actually going to be a zombie apocalypse i will:

• take car
• go to mum’s
• kill phil
• grab liz
• go to the winchester
• have a nice cold pint  
• and wait for all this to blow over

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tracydear:

Andy Samberg’s speech at Harvard Class Day 2012

my cousin must have seen this speech. 

pleatedjeans:

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threexstan:

papajon:

filmsfoodandphotos:

Solo Cups: Knowledge

I was curious about the lines on solo cups the other weekend and learned something amazing. This information should be taught in an intro class to all high schoolers and college students. 

It turns out that the lines of the solo cup allows you to measure out a shot, a glass of wine, and a beer. This would have been ridiculously helpful during my partying years!

Now I can measure how drunk I can get! 

Ugh, jungle juice

That shit is deadly

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companionsofthedoctor:

Ghosts of the Tardis

Retronaut has an amazing series of photo compositions by Mark Dando depicting vintage TARDIS photographs (Police Boxes, actually) over the Google Street View locations of where they once stood.

(via Retronaut with a hat tip to Kasterborous)

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That media degree certainly helps

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lolsofunny:

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